Me: Yeah. I did recently
She: What did he say?
Me: He said u have only 2 weeks left to live. It’s incurable !
Guy: I would like to take you out for dinner.
Me: Oh so soon? No I don’ like such advances after only a few chats!
Guy: Mind you it’s not a date. I am pretty broad-minded, and you are just my female friend!
Me: Oh right then. My bro is sick of broken relationships. Can I give him your sister’s cell no. so they too can enjoy each other’s company?
Thank God. It's over!(chatting and telling to another friend of my recent escape from the dungeon! )